Martians

Martians are coming
They are not coming to take over they are coming to look for employment
Because now that the canals on Mars are complete
The whole workforce has been dismissed.

They are coming to Earth
This was announced in the Commons today
The Employment Minister has been asked by Mrs T
To set up special Jobcentres
For incoming Martians.

They are excellent at digging and irrigation
They may even cultivate the Sahara desert
Special housing to be arranged in the Himalayas
Martians breathe thin air, you see.

The Martian Jobcentres are to be called MARTWORKS
The Martian housing is to be called HOUSEMARTS

Martians are tall, thin creatures with reddish eyes
And antennae which act like radar
To pick up emanations of energy from their surroundings
On which they feed
And also to communicate with fellow Martians.

If you see Martians around town
Do not be afraid or apprehensive
They are harmless and working in liaison
With Her Majesty’s Government.

Remember, they are citizens of the Universe
Just like you and I.
They may look different
But then again, so do gorillas
Besides that
The only wage they require is our friendship
Which is great news for capitalism.